So because I had to call of work yesterday they suspended me from work.
Because I didn’t come in to work they won’t let me come in to work.
I like this logic.
If you were here I would give you one hundred fifty donuts.
That is not enough donuts.
But it is a start.
Someone teach me how to social media I need it for my job. I’m in charge of all that stuff now. I feel like this is an odd time and reason for this, but I feel like an adult now. Someone came in to the store today to talk specifically to me about the website and did a little mini-proposal for me in the office and I was the one who had to make the decision.
Norman: My mom usually makes vegetarian food for me, but I can’t avoid dad’s summer barbecues…
I CANT SOTP LAUGHING THIS IS THE BEST BLOG
Some Strange Things Are Happening To Astronauts Returning To Earth
Highly recommended viewing.
if I were to ever go into space it would just be nonstop tears from me
On average, hungry people purchased 5.7 high-calorie products, while the group that ate before shopping bought 3.9 high-calorie products.
WOW SO WHEN YOU’RE HUNGRY YOU CRAVE MORE FOOD? THAT’S FUCKING REVOLUTIONARY, IF NOT THE FUCKING DEFINITION OF HUNGER
DAMN OUR BODIES CRAVING THE ENERGY THEY NEED TO SURVIVE
FUCK OFF, MNN
fuck that noise I only shop when I’m hungry cause otherwise I end up getting like paper towels and a toothbrush or something
I saw a bumper sticker earlier that said
Proud World War Veteran
and sure enough the driver was this little old man driving along with his wife sitting next to him